OT - Geordie Shore

Not sure if there has been a thread on this but will anyone be watching Geordie Shore at 10 tonight? I rarely watch these only way is essex type programmes, and haven't seen much of jersey shore, but even though it will likely be cringeworthy, i quite like seeing locals on these national television shows for some reason.

Anyone actually know any of the cast? my claim to fame is that one of the lads, Gary i think he's called scored against my sunday league team back in March

 

No i find the cringeworthy if I did id put it on mute see if theres anywhere I know

 

I'll watch it out of curiosity but that kind of program makes my skin crawl. The trailer was ****ing embarrassing enough.

Mind, it can't be any worse than this...

 

I can't watch reality TV.

It makes me want to seriously relax gun rules in this country and re-instate a an alternate form of fox hunting.

Actually. If that were a reality TV show where ex-contestants from reality TV shows were chased across the countryside with packs of dogs and people on horseback taking pot shots at them with automatic weapons and there could only be one (possibly none) winners at the end.

I might watch that.

 

What no Makem Shore, suprised they chose Newcastle really half expected them to go Scouse or Manc. Apparently they only chose us because the lasses dont wear much on nights out

 

How could you let him score

It's going to be one of the worst things to have ever been associated to this city I'm already cringing and the thought of being tarnished with the same brush as they will makes me shudder.

If MTV wanted a proper show with a better representation of people from the area and linked to the area they should of made The Cast of Not606 go to one of the city's better pubs and made you guys reinact the Rape thread and Advice about women.
Now that would be some show!!

 

they actually beat us 6-1 they did win the league with ease to be fair

 

Id happily be involved with that

 

Why complicate things? **** fields and horses, stick them in a disused barn, tie and gag them then pelt them with unopened tins of ravioli and rice pudding. If you throw them hard enough the edges of the tins can leave a right dent in their foreheads and occasionally they burst, spraying a mixture of rice pudding and blood several yards.

It'll be spectacular.

 

Which one of the lads is he?
Just all but one of them look like 'roid heads to be fair.
They're all pretty much charvers anarl; you know those ones who think they're not by trying to dress a certain way, but they still definitely are.
Tiger Tiger types I call them, more interested in being seen or being that type of scummy person wandering up to lasses and dancing on them trying to pull rather than having a class night out!

 

Bring back Quayside!

 

It's gonna have to be something special to beat this...

 

but what happened with the recreation center? i must know.

 

this

 

It got closed down, the owner was a chronic *****phile and was jailed indefinitely.

 

ToonSi - by process of elimation he is not that huge one with the eyebrows, not the one with balck hair who always wears the same type t-shirts vests like he is carrying carpet rolls, and not the older looking bloke. skinnyish with black hair. he played for prudhoe town in the hexham and district sunday league

 

Ah right so he is the non-'roid head one then!
I'd say out of all of them, he was the most normal looking from the trailers mind, also noticed that none of them have a really broad accent - I wonder if they've had slight elocution lessons or were picked because of people being able to understand them.

 

Lock them up for a week. Then when they are hungry, give each of them a choice of 3 tins. One has food which keeps them alive until the next episode. The other two have a grenade which blows their head off right there. All are then locked back up for another week until the next episode, when the same happens again.

I would watch that...!

 

I think you're onto something there....

"Celebrity Tinned Food Grenade Starvation Challenge... On Ice"

 

Exactly.

And as a twist half-way through the series, one of the female competitors loses it and starts eating the corpses of the unfortunate grenadees.

And each if them is also presented with a way out, but they have to slice off their own genitals to do it.