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OT - Funny advert from the USA

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  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    July 28, 2012

    The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


    Seeks male companionship

    “Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

    I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

    Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

    Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

    I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

    Kiss me and I’m yours. Call 555-718-1234 and ask for Daisy.”

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old black Labrador retriever.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    And some fooker from Coxhoe, County Durham, England:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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