OT/Friday's Timewaster

Self explanatory, just answer the bloody questions.



1. If you had an opportunity to kick an innocent puppy to death in exchange for tonight's Euromillions numbers, what boots would you wear? Only joking, what would be your first purchase if you won the £80m tonight? Flights to NYC, First Class

2. What's the best trip you've ever been on? Vegas, for one week on business, business was concluded after 3 hours on day one and the rest of the week was a concoction of sins.

3. What would you choose as your last meal on death row? Deep fried spicy pepper squid, ribeye steak with triple cooked chips, banoffee pie.

4. What's your worst nightmare? Buried alive, with a load of spiders and "You'll Never Walk Alone" stuck in my head.

5. If you could have one song sung live to you in your front room who and what would it be I'd like Richard Ashcroft to sing 'Cast No Shadow' by Oasis. N.Gallagher wrote that song for him, about him, it would be amazing to hear him sing it.

6. Apart from your home town, what's your favourite city? It can be UK or abroad. Vancouver Island

 

1. If you had an opportunity to kick an innocent puppy to death in exchange for tonight's Euromillions numbers, what boots would you wear? Only joking, what would be your first purchase if you won the £80m tonight? - boring I know - a bottle of the best Champers -love the stuff

2. What's the best trip you've ever been on?. hitched hiked and explored all around Europe as a Teen - would do it again but maybe not hitch hike this time would slowly drive my way to Asia - never been and I want to visit

3. What would you choose as your last meal on death row? Beans on toast with with melted cheddar cheese -coz my missus seldom lets me eat it

4. What's your worst nightmare? Meeting a real life sentient Dalek- that screeches at me 'run' ...I'll give you 30 seconds head start

5. If you could have one song sung live to you in your front room who and what would it be -Marilyn Monroe (in her prime) singing happy birthday on my birthday

6. Apart from your home town, what's your favourite city? It can be UK or abroad. Poprad in Slovakia had lots of good times there

 

Hitch hiking around Europe! That's mental. I wish I had stories like that to tell, even if I wanted to do that now I'd probably end up in some Iraqi's car boot in Oldham.

For some reason when I read Marilyn Monroe I thought of Marilyn Manson... that would be a totally different experience altogether

 

What about Charles Manson?
Not sure if he could sing like.

 

Charles Manson, Charlie Bronson and Marilyn Manson all singing happy birthday to you. I think that's my answer to number 4 now!

 

Had a hearty chuckle at No1 TT.
Waiting to get picked up from hols will give the rest some thought n post later.

 

Charles Manson was quite a talented guitarist, singer songwriter. Almost got a good record contract. How different things may have been if he had.

 

Wonder what Sharon Tate thought about it?

 

She didn't like it mate, she said his music was 'distasteful'. He said "I'll show you distasteful", but nobody ever found out what he meant by this.

 

Often thought about running off & joining a cult.
Do you think you get plenty of sex in these things?

 

Remember my mate had some band t' shirts printed 'Charles Manson Quality Butcher since 1969' we played in a band called the Helter Skelter's

 

I don't think you'd struggle Billy, you're not that choosy and you prefer the more voluptuous variety. Go for it!

 

1. If you had an opportunity to kick an innocent puppy to death in exchange for tonight's Euromillions numbers, what boots would you wear? Only joking, what would be your first purchase if you won the £80m tonight? Lots of booze and A Bi-Annual holiday in the Bette Ford clinic

2. What's the best trip you've ever been on? In the mid seventies I had two weeks holiday so I spent the entire 2 weeks in Shotley Club - mind going back to work wasn't much fun

3. What would you choose as your last meal on death row? A really hot curry - It wouldn't matter if I had the sh**s afterwards.

4. What's your worst nightmare? Waking up and realising I had not got divorced after all

5. If you could have one song sung live to you in your front room who and what would it be Stairway to heaven - Led Zep

6. Apart from your home town, what's your favourite city? York - love the history

 

I do, might give it a go.
Have you got any addresses?

 

Melbourne,
New York,
Pint of Brooklyn Pennant ale and a 20 deck of lucky strikes,
The missus leaving me,
John Lennon doing stand by me, maybe,
New York or London.

 

Ah, The Rolling Stones, brilliant lad.

 

For chubbers or for cults?

I don't think I've got any addresses for either, I know a couple of BBW from my gym but they're not doing too well, I can't promise they'll be back anytime soon!

 

Aye & Manchester's a lang way for me to gan for a shag, lol.

 

Hmmm, can't help you there then pal. Maybe there's a list of local cults in the Yellow pages. Failing that, a trail of cake usually works for a plumper.

 

1. Apart from alcohol, probably a geet big house!
2. Benalmadena. Went there a nervous wreck on medication, came home almost stress free! No idea why!
3. I dont think I'd be feeling particularly hungry but if I had to force it down probably won tons with sweet and sour sauce for starters, mixed meats in peking sauce and fried rice for my main and a light key lime pie for pud!
4. Zombie apocalypse! I wouldn't last 10 minutes.
5. Big New Prinz - The Fall
6. Edinburgh