OT - Film Quotes that Describe QPR...

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  1. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Bit of fun but does anyone know any quotes that describe our humble club?

    Mine would be:-

    Harry Lime*(Orson Welles)
    "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed—but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

    We're no Switzerland but I wouldn't have it any other way. :)
     
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  2. Rangers Til I Die

    Rangers Til I Die Well-Known Member

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    Fletcher to The Outlaw Josey Wales:

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining'!!

    Describes an awful lot of modern life too sadly.
     
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  3. finglasqpr

    finglasqpr Well-Known Member

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    This one is specially for Flyer......

    Clark Gable in Gone with the wind - "frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".
     
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  4. Stroller

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    From Airplane:

    There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
     
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  5. 4StringR

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    From Firefox 1982 Film starring Clint Eastwood as pilot Mitchell Gant

    KGB Agent (The FA) to MItchell Gant (Gianni Paladini)
    "Your papers are not in order!"
     
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  6. Kilburn

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    Vinnie Jones 1998–1999 Queens Park Rangers - 9 appearances, 1 goal

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  7. West London Willy

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    From Labyrinth (1986) starring Jennifer Connolly and David Bowie:

    At the start of the 'Four Year Plan', when Bernie Ecclestone rocked up: "Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!"

    From Tony Fernandes (could have been a tweet, I guess): "Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great..."
     
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  8. Eamon Holmes

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    Oddball - Kelly's Heroes.

    "Always with the negative waves ... always with the negative waves."
     
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    Point break - its 100% pure adrenalin, some guys snort for it, jab a vein for it and all you gotta do is....buy a ticket.
     
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  10. DaveThomas

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    Harold to Adel

    Shut up, ****. You louse. You got some ****in neck aint you.
    Retired? **** off, youre revolting. Look at your suntan, its
    leather, its like leather man, your skin. We could make a ****ing
    suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard.
    You look like ****ing Idi Amin, you know what I mean?

    or Harold to Phillip Beard after Hooper didn't sign

    Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this ****ing time. No. No
    no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no
    no! No! Not this ****ing time! No ****ing way! No ****ing way, no
    ****ing way, no ****ing way! Youve made me look a right ****!

    TF to Harold?

    Youre on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three.
    Depends on the usual bumflufferies. Its not about the money with
    you and me is it, Gal? Its the charge, its the bolt, its the
    buzz, its the sheer **** off-ness of it all. Am I right?

    Harold to Amit:
    Amit What are you staring at?
    Harry: The back of your head.
    Amit: Well dont. Stare at the back of your own ****ing head.

    All from the best film of all time Sexy Beast
     
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  11. GoldhawkRoad

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    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

    Harry Redknapp, when asked to explain Adel Taarabt's disappearance

    (The Silence of the Lambs)
     
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  12. QPR247

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    Every player that's signed in the past 18 months:

    "Show me the money", Rod Tidwell, Jerry Maguire

    TF to the next striker we're in for:

    "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse", Vito Corleone, The Godfather.

    Adel Taarabt:

    "You don't understand, I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebdoy, instead of a bum, which is what I am", Terry Molloy, On the Waterfront

    And finally, if we don't get rid of some our midfielders:

    "We're gonna need a bigger boat", Martin Brody, Jaws.
     
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  13. The Billionth QPR Fan

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    What Harry says to Adel:

    "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore."
     
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    ''Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.''

    Harry Redknapp's pre-match speech. ( Taken from Fight Club, spoken by Tyler Durden )
     
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  15. NorwayRanger

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    "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
    Jack Nicholson, The Shining


    This season needs to start soon, I'm about to go insane!
     
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  16. stick

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    Surely the most fitting for us would be;

    "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you are gonna get"

    Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump
     
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    "I feel like a pig shat in my head"
    "yet again that oaf has ruined my day"
    "my thumbs have gone weird. My heart's beating like a ****ed clock"
    "We want the finest wines available to humanity and we want them here and we want them now"
    " why trust one drug more than another?"

    An average day in the life of a QPR fan as described through the medium of Withnail and I
     
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  18. Jalfrezi Rs

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    Mike Bassett, England Manager ...................... after his touching recount of the kipling poem "If" to the paparazzi, (which is actually very apt to us) he finishes of by saying "and we will be playing 4 4 [email protected]#*ing 2"
     
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  19. Kilburn

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    'Arry's team pep talk before Sheff Wed match?

    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...........Smell, that gasoline smell, smells like... Victory."

    [video=youtube;bPXVGQnJm0w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=youtu.be&a[/video]
     
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