If your worst nightmare involved your baby and a giant bird. [video=youtube;CE0Q904gtMI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CE0Q904gtMI#![/video]
Obviously appalling parenting, someone should call social services. If you are not always on the lookout for birds of prey, then you are unfit to be a parent in my book.
Maybe Crystal Palace should get this Eagle and teach it to swoop down and pick up the ball just before the opposition striker was about to score against them.