Anybody a dog expert here? The Mrs wants a small dog, something like a gaybear dog, sounds ridiculous, not really anything I'd be interested in bothering with. Tiny little thing that just looks constantly terrified. Anyhow, I'm trying to convince her to get a Japanese Akita to take care of a couple of filthy cats that keep pissing in my garden, in this hot weather it stinks, I'm sick of getting the pressure washer out. She's not too convinced about the Akita, she's adamant on a small dog, but I need to know if there's any small dogs that would deal with them ****ing cats? Otherwise, I'm going to have to go outside at midnight soaked in some Tuna juice, with my 5 wood and make them disappear myself. It might not sound it but I'm serious about disposing of these cats and would like a dog long term as well, so long as it's not gay, so all help is welcomed. Cheers!
Apparently p!ssing in your own garden will spread your scent and deter cats from entering. So I've heard like!!
Buy a rifle, sit at the top window and be done with them. ****ing hate cats. Akitas are great dogs mate, but I personally wouldn't have them around kids (if you got any). I've got a staffy and he's forever hunting cats and foxes.
Yeah but we have nettles, I don't want the mrs stinging her mimsy! That's hilarious RAW, I wonder if the dog would fetch you beers as well, it's not slavery if it's an animal is it? Yeah, a mate of mine had an Akita, gorgeous thing but dribbled everywhere, probably not the best idea I've had. Cats are my worst kind of pet, I don't tolerate cruelty to them for no reason but I've convinced myself I've got reason enough to make them pay now!
please log in to view this image This is the dog my mrs wants, can anybody seriously see any cat being afraid of that? FFS.
Jack Russell - brilliant, intelligent little dogs. Ours hated cats and scragged a few that thought they were too quick for him!
Terry someone told me if you sprinkle curry powder round the garden it burns the cats a**ehole so they stop comming in the garden to "do the business" - problem is it would probably attract all the p**sheads after the pubs shut on a Friday night lol
To me RAW, I think I'd die of embarrassment walking that to the shops. Imagine the pathetic lead you'd have to get for it, cos there's no way you could put one of those thick leather studded ones on it is there?
That just made me chuckle, so when I get home tonight and start sprinkling curry powder in my garden and pissing all over it as Drum suggested, I'm sure the neighbours will love me. You sure there's nothing else I can do that's less fragrant?
Any kind of terrier will do the trick, they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and will chase cats all day long. They make great pets as well.
I used to have lurchers, hunting dogs. Would go lamping with them looking for rabbits. Sometimes took them hare coursing & then that twat Bliar banned hunting with dogs the ****. I had a cracker, she was cross collie, greyhound, whippet, salukie. Total natural at hunting she was, I loved that dog. Many a time I came home rat arsed & snuggled up on the floor with the dog. Never saw a cat if she was out in the garden or indeed any kids on bonty neet or Halloween, lol.
I was on Holiday years ago down by Torquay and there was a zoo down there selling Tiger s**t to put on the garden - apparently it was good stuff as nowt would go in the gardens after they had been "treated" - not sure how fragrant it is mind!
Yeah but will they make the cat disappear? The cats will still be roaming free of a night, the dog would be safely locked up in the house, when the cat does all it's pissing! Similar, the one she wants is a Poochon, that's even worse now, Poo John. FFFFFFFS A borrow for a few days would suffice Billy mate, I love dogs mind, loyal as **** not like them feline counterparts, they'd claw you right in the face at any given moment, ungrateful vicious bastards.
