He's on the SOR for that? Done in the privacy of his own room. Next we will be as bad as the yanks and put people on the SOR for peeing in public.
If it's that black bike in the picture with its teasing little carrier on the back and dirty, oily chain, then I am sure we all agree it's a naughty, provocative little minx. I mean, who wouldn't ?
Careful with that sort of humour, Soops, or it'll ring a bell with somebody, they'll get a handle on it and it'll set off a chain reaction.
In this guy's defence, if you sat on a woman, were taken by her all around London, chained her up when not in use and had only to use a pump to make her pneumatic, you'd grow fond of her too. The above extract taken from J. Barton's guide to sexual etiquette for u##y girls
........and only in Canada - happy to say the slurry in this case was drizzled barbecue sauce:- please log in to view this image http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...covered-with-bbq-sauce-in-vancouver-1.2660194
and it appears this poor sod just wanted a find a quiet spot to jack off away from his wife. http://www.oxfordtimes.co.uk/news/y...ed_sex_act_in_car_near_Oxford_nursery_school/ A MARRIED man was caught performing an indecent act in his car while parked near a Headington nursery school. A bus driver spotted Harold Gerrard, 66, sitting in his Skoda wearing only a buttoned shirt, Oxford Magistratesâ Court heard yesterday. He was arrested at the scene and admitted indecent exposure yesterday following the incident in February. Prosecutor Ann Sawyer-Brandish said the crime happened at 1.30pm on Thursday, February 27. She said when the bus drove past Gerrard he stopped the act, but then continued. The lawyer also said witnesses said children could be heard playing close to Gerrardâs car. But Charlotte Frizzell, defending Gerrard, said he had no interest in children and had not wanted to be seen. She said: âHe states he parked there because he can park free for two hours and it is not overlooked by any houses". âHe states he takes pleasure from seeing attractive women.â The defence lawyer said Gerrard had been married for 33 years, but added: âHe has not had any sexual contact with his wife for a very long time now. He states he has a very high sex drive.â Magistrates also heard Gerrard had lost his rail managerâs job due to the crime. His lawyer said he was taking steps to get treatment. Gerrard, of Barton Road, was released on conditional bail to be sentenced at the court on May 13.
