OT- Did Hitler escape to South America?

An interesting twist on an old theory.
I personally believe he did flee to South America.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-bunker-died-South-America-1984-aged-95.html

New book claims THIS picture proves Hitler escaped his Berlin bunker and died in South America in 1984 aged 95

• Fuhrer 'fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in Brazil'
• Hunted for treasure with a map given to him by Vatican allies, book claims
• Author Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias claims fascist actually died aged 95
• Claims he had a black girlfriend to disguise his fascist background
• Says her suspicions increased after she photoshopped a moustache onto the grainy picture and compared it to photos of the Fuhrer

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He is believed to have died after shooting himself in a Berlin bunker in 1945 when he realised Germany had lost World War II.
But a startling new book claims Adolf Hitler actually escaped his hideout and died incognito in 1984 in a small town near Brazil's border with Bolivia - and it can be proved by a picture.
Not only that, but the author believes the Fuhrer fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure - with a map given to him by Vatican allies, according to its author.

As part of his elaborate ruse to escape detection, he also had a relationship with a black woman called Cutinga, which was meant to prove that he could not be the dictator who hated anyone who did not fit his Aryan ideal, the book claims.

Post-graduate student Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias has outlined her bizarre theory, claiming the fascist actually died aged 95.
The book, titled 'Hitler in Brazil - His Life and His Death', challenges the accepted view that the dictator shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30 1945.
She claims he may have lived as Adolf Leipzig in the small town of Nossa Senhora do Livramento, 30 miles from the state capital Cuiaba.
Simoni, a Brazilian who comes from Cuiaba, says Leipzig was known locally as the 'Old German.'

Simoni is now planning to use DNA tests using a relative of Hitler living in Israel, after been given permission to exhume Adolf Leipzig's remains from his alleged final resting place in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.
The journalism student has linked the Fuhrer's alleged arrival in the area to a Vatican offer of ownership rights over buried Jesuit treasure in a cave near his adopted home.

She says her suspicions about Adolf Leipzig increased after she photoshopped a moustache on to the grainy picture she obtained of him and compared it to photos of the Nazi leader.
According to Simoni, an unidentified Polish nun recognised an elderly man due to have an op at a hospital in Cuiaba in the early eighties as Hitler and demanded he leave - but was reprimanded by a superior who claimed he was there on Vatican orders.

Academics in Brazil have also rubbished the theory Hitler lived and died in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.

THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES SURROUNDING HITLER'S DEATH

Conspiracy theorists have long argued Hitler escaped from Germany and fled to south America.
Authors Gerrard Williams and Simon Dunstan claimed in a 2011 book Grey Wolf: The Escape of Adolf Hitler, that the Fuhrer fled with his mistress Eva Braun to Patagonia and had two daughters before dying in 1962 aged 73.
The claims about Hitler's life in Argentina were ridiculed by historian Guy Walters, who described them as '2,000 per cent rubbish' when the book was published.
He added: 'It's an absolute disgrace. There's no substance to it at all. It appeals to the deluded fantasies of conspiracy theorists and has no place whatsoever in historical research.'
Candido Moreira Rodrigues, a history professor at Mato Grosso's Federal University said: 'There's nothing new in people who claim to be historians coming up with the most far-reaching theories about Hitler supposedly living in south America and subsequently dying in one of the countries in this region.'

Ten of thousands of Nazis escaped after the war, including the notorious Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele.
Investigators probing Hitler's demise were hampered by the lack of any physical evidence for his death.
Fantasists were given added ammunition he didn't die in his Berlin bunker when 2009 DNA tests on skull fragments found near the bunker, believed to be his, turned out to belong to a woman.
Rochus Misch, a former bodyguard of Adolf Hitler who has been named as the last man to see the Fuhrer alive during his final hours in Germany, died last September aged 96.
Misch, who lived with Hitler and his mistress in their underground refuge as the allies closed in, told before his death he saw Hitler slumped with his head on the table after hearing a gunshot behind his closed door.

 

He'll be stoking the boilers down below now anyway.

 

Nah, I reckon he took the cyanide tablet in the bunker in Berlin.

As an aside, mother in law is an anagram of Hitler woman.

It's true.

 

I'll be using that one mate.

 

holy f***, that's the worst picture anybody has ever taken

It's completely deluded fantasy, otherwise this idiot would have done the DNA before publishing this moronic fiction, and included it as part of the "evidence". As it is, saying "here's a picture of someone you can't even make out as a f***ing human being, but aye it's clearly Hitler" is enough for more utter claptrap to circulate.

If this is ever proven correct, I'll eat my cock

 

Mr T is that you?









ps.. bookmarked

 

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there's lots of little Kitlers on the net...

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Hahahaha

As a side note, Historians, or pseudo historians, as I refer to the modern interpretation, are almost without exception invalid arbiters of "truth". I did Theoretical Archaeology second year of Uni, and when asked to submit a piece on the current trends in philosophical discourse surrounding archaeological interpretation, I prepared an essay on the huckster form of scholars in the field. These celebrated academic are no further forward in their analysis of past events than Herodotus, yet we ordain their work fit for public consumption as fact because some aloof French ponderer said some absolute drivel 60 years ago which has formed the basis of their work.

Against the charge of simply being arrogant novelists, my lecturer had to relent and awarded me the highest mark in class

There are some genuine investigative efforts out there worthy of reading, but a lot more is utter puerile garbage, where some pompous windbag has fit his theory to scant, or usually f*** all, evidence, or worse, the issue of the day is politically manufactured within the write-up.

Ian Hodder, you can eat my cock first, son.

 

The ears are all wrong Conspiracy theories, where would be without them

 

Can we all come and watch?

 

I'm worried mate, he's turning into Mr T..

 

I used digital enhancement tools on that grainy image and can confirm that 100%, that is Hitler.

 

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Or maybe Mrs T the way things are going.

 

With your skills I should employ you to assist with these new twenties that I am knocking up in the basement...

 

that's it. a cock and balls shot would settle it one and for all.