My thoughts are with David Cameron this evening. It must have been a terrifying ordeal, bumping into the average man on the street.
David Cameron is said to be safe and well after the clash with a runner on the street. "I am fed up of benefit scrounging, second rate citizens not watching where they are going" said the jogger
Bad day for the security wonks though. The bloke could have done serious harm to Cameron before they cottoned on. He might be a dick, but he's still PM and we don't want some islamist nutter getting ideas...