OT - Ashley Young Heading South Again ..........

Looks like MU will be offloading A. Young at their earliest convenience in the January window and watch this space.

His agent has now instigated talks with perspective clubs about Young playing as a central defender for the remainder of his career.

With Young suffering an acute ongoing case of 'Compression arthralgia' ( the bends ) ......is pain in the joints caused by exposure to high ambient pressure at a relatively high rate of compression, experienced by divers. In short, divers who go down too quickly will experience the 'bends' during their lifetime.

Young, who is known to fall, trip and or dive, within a 5 kilometres of a penalty box is looking to extend his career by seeking a new position within a new team.

Doctors have also refused Young to join the Police or Defence Forces, fearing a complete lack of backbone will only hamper his current condition.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-plan-transfers-ashley-2889248

 

I was going to say that he has a touch of the Tom Daleys about him .... but that has a whole new connotation these days.

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Well he can fcuking stay clear of loftus road as he will be hung out to dry in more ways than one.

 

Shaun Derry will be making enquiries at Nott's Co.

 

Looks like they wont be able to get shot of him.

What a joke he has turned into.

 

90% of PL refs would still give a FK for that.

 

has to be Ronaldo

 

Yeh ................ heard the clubhouse needs a new door mat.
If they paint a white penalty line on the floor next to the door, the bugger will lie there 24-7.