What's the best thing to come out of Scotland............................................................................ The road!
I just noticed you had answered your joke at the bottom of your post! I thought you were waiting for someone to finish it!
The spider can but the nematode can't: Robert the Bruce was said to have invented the haggis after witnessing this and the rest of the world invented the diet [video=youtube;dwTqybjRONE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwTqybjRONE[/video]
My sister went to the doctor and after an examination he said,"congratulations, you'll be eating for two from now on." She got all excited and asked,"am I pregnant, doctor?" "No", he replied,"you've got a tapeworm."
I learnt You Tube last month and indexed it all upstairs. I am currently doing Wiki and next week i am doing google
OOOOOOwwwww!! It's my bedtime Flyer and Eustace! Blimey flip. I think that headless octopus was the freakier of the 2. There was that chicken who lived for 18 months without a head. Tue story. As you're currently doing Wki, Eustace, wiki that
I'll be voting for you on 'Britain's Got Talent', and can provide a reference for that sideshow job at the circus.