OT - 26,000 sq ft pimp house for sale!

26,000 sq ft pimp house for sale!! Only 1.3 million, a good deal but it better come with some proper pimp clothes. Hilarious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/17/kessler-estate-for-sale-indianapolis_n_4459361.html

 

Its very much how I imagine kemptons shed will look.

 

I grew up on an estate. N.H.E

If you win the lottery, I will sell it to you Elle. Same sort of deal as London Bridge.

 

I didnt win. I feel cheated. When I bought it I told the lady that I wanted the winning numbers. Someone from SJ won which is ridiculous, probably some silicon valley dude who was already rich as ****. Next time I buy a ticket I will have to make sure that the lady isnt lying about selling me the winning numbers.

 

He's clearly had all the right ideas, but executed them dreadfully.

I've never seen so much brown and beige in my life. It looks like the world's biggest log cabin.

 

Samaras new house

 

Too much tile & hardwood on the floors - scraped knees - $50 grand on rugs & I may put in an offer ! Second thoughts - Indianapolis ?

 

Yea Indianapolis sucks. Wouldnt be at the top of my list of places to move to.

 

That's some quality looking decking. Doesn't look like it came from Wickes either.

I love decking.