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  1. carmen newell

    carmen newell Active Member

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    guilty or not
     
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    carmen newell, Mar 6, 2014
  2. Quill

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    Go on Paddy Power, have a look at the odds.

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  3. bigfattiger

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    someone would have made a 'hasn't got a leg to stand on' joke. that is guaranteed. sorry for the spoiler.

    guilty.
     
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    bigfattiger, Mar 6, 2014
  4. carmen newell

    carmen newell Active Member

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    surprised he got bail....he might do a runner
     
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  5. Stuart Blampey

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    I'm stumped for a witty one liner.....
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Mar 6, 2014
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    he did his time in reading gaol, but these days it isn't a crime.
     
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  7. Charlie1

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    Wide eyed and legless. Not guilty.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014
  8. originallambrettaman

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    He's obviously guilty.

    But so was OJ and he got off.

    He deserves to get banged up, if you've got one leg yet manage to pull a bird like that, how ****ing stupid do you have to be to shoot her?

    The bloke's obviously mental.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  9. bigfattiger

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    The story that came out about him shooting someone in a restaurant and asking a friend to take the blame didn't help. I think he's a bit of a cock. He kicked off at the Paralympics about the winners blades being dodgy.

    Agree with ^^^^ this, he did it but he'll get off.
     
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  10. Charlie1

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    He is a double amputee.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014

  11. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Hah, the boots on the other foot now.
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

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    I forgot that, though that makes him twice as mental.

    Though she wasn't all that bright, she should have done a runner, he was legless at the time.
     
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    He crossed the line with the shooting, in the olympics he would be disqualified.
     
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  14. Charlie1

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    That caught me on the hop.










    I'll get me prosthetic.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014
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    But, should he get acquitted, it's sure to put a spring in his step.
     
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  16. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe you can make jokes about this. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I think you're all prosthetic.
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head, Mar 6, 2014
  17. DMD

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    Is this the lame joke thread?
     
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    DMD, Mar 6, 2014
  18. originallambrettaman

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    Every tasteless joke you'll ever kneed.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Mar 6, 2014
  19. Charlie1

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    That comments a bit below the knee mate.
     
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    Charlie1, Mar 6, 2014
  20. DMD

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    The ankle tag idea wasn't really thought through was it?

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