There's been reports that a bloody cricket bat was also found at the scene, which is pretty bad news for Pistorius, if it's true. I accidentally bludgeoned her with a bat, then shot her four times, officer. Honest.
Did he edge one to 'Silly-Mid-Off'., Or was it an 'Inside Leg' and 'Caught in the Slips'. Full toss may be.
I think you're on a sticky wicket with that line of punnage! Will he get 'bail' for using a bat I wonder!
Careful you don't end up with one really big, beefed up eye and one normal one. You'd look a bit weird imo
The Government has pledged an extra £6.5m to give military amputees bionic legs...in the mistaken belief they make it possible to shoot a target between the eyes even if they're behind a bathroom door.
Anyone believe this bollocks? 'On 13 Feb Reeva would have gone out with her friends, me with mine. She wanted to stay at home. 'I was watching TV. My legs were off. She was doing yoga. At the end of the evening we got into bed. 'I’m acutely aware of people gaining entries to homes to commit crime, I’ve received death threats.I sleep with my 9mm under my bed. I woke up to close the sliding door and heard a noise in the bathroom. 'I was scared and didn’t switch on the light. I got my gun and moved towards the bathroom. I screamed at the intruder because I did not have my legs on I felt vulnerable. I fired shots through the bathroom door and told Reeva to call police. 'I walked back to the bed and realised Reeva was not in bed. Its then it dawned on me it could be her in there. 'I kicked the door open. Called paramedics and complex security. I tried to carry her downstairs for help.I tried to help her but she died in my arms. Even if it's true, which I don't think is particularly likely, then I think he'll go to jail for negligent homicide anyway. Not sure what the laws in South Africa are like, but you'd be locked up here for that even if it was a burglar.
What happened to "hey, whos in the bathroom?" Reply, "its me darling don't worry" (gun put down, potential drama over) Or "...hmmm think they're may be an intruder in the bathroom, not sure but lets fire four bullets and kill the muthafuka! " Sound's far fetched to me, but one of my best mates is married to a saffa and with some of the stroies I've been told, nothing shocks me about the way they act over there!
