Has shot his girlfriend dead on Valentines morning mistaking her for a burglar as she was trying to surprise him. Bloody mental!
He's always been a cock, his outburst when someone dared to beat him was THE lowpoint of the entire Olympic summer. And I dont buy this version of events at all. So you just shoot someone without any conversation or warning at all would you? If he was armed and someone came creeping in he’d shout “who are you – get out, Im armed and I’ll shoot” etc and she’d say “darling it’s me”. You just dont shoot without any word, it doesnt happen.
And - bear in mind, Crabbie - his house is inside an estate. Very high walls, topped with electric fencing; security guards and CCTV... Just how is he expecting an 'intruder' to gain access? Sounds funny to me.
You cant teach comedy like that. I reckon she was at it with someone else who was all man.... Call me suspicious but something doesnt add up.
I reckon he thought sex with her would put a spring in his step....... ....and was pissed off that it didn't.
Pretty shocking news. He must be ****ting it. I reckon he'd give an arm and a leg for a decent defence
Away from the gags, it now turns out she was shot 4 times. **** off, you dont do that in a case of mistaken identity.
Surprise for Valentine's Day, eh ? He should have realised it wasn't a burglary when the intruder started sucking his knob
Maybe, to make it a special valentines day, he wanted to treat her to a shotgun wedding. Obviously his idea of that is different to everyone else's.
I heard she turned up and said 'Get your 12 inches out" and he thought she was taking the piss about his foot. Now eye-witnesses reported and previous incidents of domestic violence at the address. What a ****er.
