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Osama Bin Bag Laden

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Anyone watch the Channel 4 documentary last night? I'm sorry but I think it's a farce. If they had to compare DNA with some so called relative and could not tell it was Bin Bag just by looking at him then I think it's very debatable whether they got the right guy.

    In fact I would go as far to say it has all the hallmarks of a conspiracy.

    Funny how they ditched the body in the sea as well before anyone else could get a look at the chap.

    Measuring his height by getting one of the tallest Seals to lie down beside him. I mean come on, pull the other one it's got bells on.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I would imagine that they had to test DNA in case it was a double. Surely, if it wasn't him, he would just make another video of himself to show he was still alive? Just a thought.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    What is the alternative? It was all a lie and the Yanks shot someone else and not Bin Laden? So the most wanted man on earth held his hands up when the guns were pointed at him and said "It's a fair cop guvnor, you've got me fair and square" and was then led away to a waiting jet to take him to the prison of his choice?

    Do you honestly believe this is a conspiracy? If so you are not convinced Bin Laden is dead, if that is the case then he can turn up at any time and post another video of himself on YouTube saying "Ha Ha Ha, you Western Pig-Dogs, you got the wrong guy!!"

    If that is the case then the most powerful man on the planet broadcast himself to the world declaring Bin Laden was dead which makes him the biggest mug in the world. Or it makes you one of the legions of mugs in the world who believe this drivel.

    The Twin Towers was the CIA, the London bombings was MI5, we never landed on the moon and the Loch Ness monster is best friends with Big Foot and sends letters via B52 bombers to Elvis and Hitler to the moon (which we never landed on)

    Good grief.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You don't get it do you. The Americans were in cahoots with Bin Bag and shot some totally obscure person.

    The Americans in turn have guaranteed Bin Bags safety for important information that can help them invade another oil rich country on a pretence.

    It's glaringly obvious.

    Why the rush to let no-one else see that it WAS actually Bin Bag that they got.

    Christ man, start thing for yourself instead of being yet another sheep.
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Defo a conspiracy this one<ok>

    Bin Bag has had a shave, a new Western wardrobe and is living a life of luxury in his condo on the Florida Keys all funded by the CIA.
     
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  6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    "Why the rush to let no-one else see that it WAS actually Bin Bag that they got."

    Remember the outcry about showing Saddam's sons?

    This would have been a lot bigger
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    It is not I who is the sheep, peel back the layers of internet fed nonsense and think for yourself. If you can go to bed safe in the knowledge that the world is run by spies and nothing is as it seems then good luck to you. At least it saves you needing to have any real imagination.

    Baaa, baaa, baaaooollloocckkkss!
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Are you a hun perchance?

    You seem idiotic enough to be one.

    If not my apologies but I thought I'd indulge in some sterotyping.

    Let me know what you are and I shall roundly abuse you like the pathetic wee internet hardman that you like to think you are sonny.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    A bloke looking suspiciously like Bin Laden has just started at my work. I wasn't sure at first, but his height and the AK47 are a giveaway.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, no, no, no. You are all wrong.

    Bin Bag was executed back in 2002. They didn't tell anybody cos they didn't want him to be a martyr.

    All they did recently was shoot his body again and throw it in the sea.

    You know it makes sense.
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Try this method to suss him out go across the office and shout "Oi Bin Laden" if he turns around and says "Yes" you've got him!
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Interesting theory from the ****ty panted one.

    You do raise a very good point sonny.
     
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    its obvious it wasnt him, the guy in the footage looked nothin like him <ok>
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I saw him in Tescos last friday. I thought it was odd that he was in the frozen pork section though.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What better place for him to hide out?
     
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    the whitehouse?

    OMG its obama!! i never saw it before...osama-obama

    OMFG
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I like stewed pork done in the toaster.
     
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  18. Glesgabhoy67

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    How did they keep him fresh? ... freeze him for 9 years? American style freezers really are worth all the extra cash then??
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cryogenics.

    Same as wot they have did with Walt Disney's heid.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Just like that film that the Rambo bloke was in America are able to cryogenically suspend life until further down the line.

    Unfortunately they defrosted the wrong guy in the microwave and had to cover their tracks by throwing him into the sea before anyone had seen him.
     
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