Orange Order Wid Ye?

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I'd march 500 miles just to get away from them.


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And I thought the Tims' higher birthrate in Ulster was down to their quaint views on contraception.

 

****in hell

 

Even ah widane

 

The one in front looks like she'd give a ****ing angry handjob

 

The typo would suggest there's a degree of doubt about that statement. Maybe you'd shag the one in the glasses?

 

Out if interest does anyone know why they get those wee medals? If she's married her husband deserves one.

 

Is the one in front a snooker referee? I thought it might be a post-op Len Ganley, but he died in 2011 according to Wikipedia.

 

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Looks like she'd yank it off and beat you to death with it!

 

So is anyone going to tell me, how do they get the medals?

 

Those are the best kind. Also angry shaggin is always good. Don't ever accept an angry blowjob though.

 

So "you wid" then, is that what you are telling us?

 

Angry blow jobs are ok if you punch the bitches teeth out first

 

Naw I was talkin in general terms, like when ye hiv an argument with the missus and it ends in a shaggin session

*back peddling furiously*

 

Aye, but then she won't be angry, she'll be unconscious. Which is also good.

 

Don't worry, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Gambol likes big fat wrinkled old granny burds

 

I'm parked on the M90 north of the forth road bridge and haven't moved an inch for ten minutes .

I think it's because wee Betty is at Rosyth naming that new aircraftless carrier .

So


**** THE QUEEN

 

I doubt even Wayne Rooney wid.

 

Like the scouts ie burn catholic church,stone cops,march,wave flags and the ability to never admit you're wrong!