This is an open letter to the Millwall football team. If you read this (if you can read) be advised that I shall be getting out of my nice warm pit in the early hours of tomorrow morning, interupting a dream of Minxs running naked around my bedroom, to read the BBC commentary on my computer. I do not want to be dissappointed by what I see. If I am dissappointed, I shall be very unhappy and you wouldn't like me to be unhappy, believe it! So, fingers out. I expect a win, and nothing else. I hate copping **** from the northern people that infest our board like a plague of fleas everytime you mess up. Do yourselves a favour and bloody win, we need it.
