Dear Mrs. Milk, Sorry I forgot to feed your cat whilst you were gone for a fortnight. I really wanted to feed your cat and I regret that I forgot because now he is dead (and quite frankly smells bad). I feel like your cat was overweight because I overfed him last time you were gone. I had a long term vision of sustaining cat food. I do feel that now that your cat is dead we can look forwards to the cat food lasting long term, Yours lovingly Mr. Milk.
Open-Letter-To-Mr-Milk Dear Mr Milk during the fortnight Mrs Milk has been with me iv'e fed her cat on numerous occasions and shes amused that you got left with a dead smelly pussy.
