.........to all Scousers and Geordies.As you probably know the mouse in my house has been captured (tortued) and died. There will be a requim mass in St Patricks cathedral at 11.30 in the morn.Ye all come,ye hear Ps. Light lunch and kleenex will be supplied.
I think the main problem with an 'article' like this, is all the spelling errors. Many people on GC tend to pride themselves on their intelligence, wit and education. I can't help but feel that this effort is some kind of sad echo of something amusing that somebody said once... a while back. <yesitsbecauseimageordie>
You do realise that by inviting the Scousers you run the risk of the mouse being barbecued and eaten - and of course the hearse will have its wheels nicked.