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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by irishgreen, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    .........to all Scousers and Geordies.As you probably know the mouse in my house has been captured (tortued) and died.

    There will be a requim mass in St Patricks cathedral at 11.30 in the morn.Ye all come,ye hear <ok>

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    Light lunch and kleenex will be supplied.
     
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  2. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    why was there a mouse in your house in the first place , ya filthy knacker
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** off ya Munster felcher.
     
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  4. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    **** you jack ... and the horse you rode in on <grr>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mope, mope, mope. Can we have a statue of the ****ing mouse? ****ing knob.
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    **** yer light lunch and kleenex. I want beer and pies then I might consider.
     
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  7. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    The mouse had a Cork accent boy.
     
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  8. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Don't you dare call Mr mouse a knob.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Yeah respect. His name was Gary.
     
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  10. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    Shkweak Shkweak biy.
     
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  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    I've asked for Speed bonnie boat to be played at the mass <wah>
     
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  12. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Hangin' with Garry would be good too.
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I think the main problem with an 'article' like this, is all the spelling errors.

    Many people on GC tend to pride themselves on their intelligence, wit and education.
    I can't help but feel that this effort is some kind of sad echo of something amusing that somebody said once... a while back.

    <yesitsbecauseimageordie>
     
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  14. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I like Joker and Irish....
     
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  15. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    You do realise that by inviting the Scousers you run the risk of the mouse being barbecued and eaten - and of course the hearse will have its wheels nicked.
     
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