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Oor agent seeks clarification

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by EspaniaCelt, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Cardinal in waiting, 'Alastair' McCoist has apparently now decided to talk about "the tax case" and stir the pot even more! According to SKY he said "What we all need is clarification on what is happening so that we can move forward. The uncertainty regarding this tax case is the biggest problem that we have" More good work from agent McCoist in ramping up the pressure on Mr Whyte.

    Is this his first shot in preparation for jumping ship and heading for his reward in Rome when/if things get too hot?
     
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  2. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    You need 2 miracles to your name to be considered for canonisation.

    Miracle number 1: Getting Huns to cheer for Cellick.....

    I can't wait for his next trick.
     
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  3. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Won't he get special dispensation? After all, infiltrating and living in the midst of the arch enemy of the Holy Roman Empire, in order to carry out his 'mission', is extremely dangerous and must surely be seen as bravery above and beyond the call of duty?

    PS: Does he not have to be dead to be 'canonised'.....and that's when the miracles come into play? <whistle>
     
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  4. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    I hadn't thought of him as a sleeper agent to be honest, I was thinking more of a guy like St Ignatius who was a bad guy before seeing the light and turning to the light.

    If he is a sleeper agent, then that makes more sense<ok>
     
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  5. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    ST 'Alastair'........somehow I don't think that name will catch on! Of course his real name would be revealed when being rewarded/canonised/whatever. Don't want to reveal it here though as it might blow his cover.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    How about " Saint Murdoch of the Immaculate Liquidation " ?
     
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  7. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>

    Howling mad Murdoch.
     
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  8. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;Hj7jk5srxDg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7jk5srxDg[/video]

    Sussed you ec<ok>
     
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  9. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:
    Rolls off the tongue nicely - think you may have hit on something here - any more suggestions? I'll post the best of them off to El Papa for his consideration.
     
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  10. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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  11. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lazy, work shy Timmy.

    I am a sucker for stories like that. I know a few lads who just.....fell into Celtic in the same kinda way.
     
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  12. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Agree totally Reb - I enjoy these sort of stories as well. I know some of the more cynical posters on here tend to decry the notion of a Celtic 'family' which is fair enough in respect of a small minority of knuckleheads (which all clubs have - some of which we all know have more than most and shall remain nameless here!) but there is no doubt about the sense of 'belonging' as a Celtic fan - which this little story epitomises perfectly. I've had some wonderful experiences, met some very nice people and had interesting and friendly chats with people of all ages and nationalities simply as a result of the common ground of being Celtic fans.
     
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  13. Hoopster67

    Hoopster67 Well-Known Member

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    Great vid Reb.
     
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  14. Hoopster67

    Hoopster67 Well-Known Member

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    Espania you might as well come clean now that Rebel has sussed you. We are all Gonso.
     
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  15. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    I wish! Working ten days per month and getting to Celtic Park regularly.....I'd swap with him any time - lucky guy!
    Agree with you - great vid - makes one feel good to be a Celt!
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Cracking Vid Rebs.
     
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  17. Tom Selleck

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    Cardinal McCoist is funny. It will really noise them up.
     
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  18. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Exclusive from oor inside reporter, Timmy O'Fekem:- Why does 'Ally' refer to himself by this name while Walter mistakenly insisted on calling him Alastair?

    The current conspiracy - which it is abundantly clear to all discerning fans of Ranger's football club is intent on the utter destruction of their age-old institution, one of the last bastions in the struggle against Catholic domination of the universe - has taken a new twist.

    It has now been exclusively revealed that the christian name of the manager of Glasgow Ranger's FC, 'Ally' McCoist, is not 'Alastair' but 'Aloysius' - an obvious Catholic name. The mystery deepens.
     
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  19. Hoopster67

    Hoopster67 Well-Known Member

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    Could it be linked to Ally [Baba] and the forty thieves?
     
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  20. Super hooper

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    I don't think it was Cardinal hood or Saint Hood Sally and his friend Andy espoused to when they visited Belfast nearly every week end the last time Sally was
    employed by Rangers.
    These two Rangers visited the angry wing of the person Healy was photographed last week. Mr McDonald and friends are regular visitors to Ibrox.
     
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