its not even a question its so obvious. i'm pretty sure this was one of the morbid IED discussions we used to have, i.e. leg or arm (always the leg) two legs or one arm (probably both legs) blind or deaf (deaf) blind or legs and arms (blind) horrifically burned or blind (everyone takes blind on the basis that you'd still get a shag, and that when you did it wouldnt matter if she was stinking) cock and balls or death (death)
I love hypothetical questions like that. Although these days they make silicone testicles....not the same thing though. please log in to view this image
i knew a guy with one of them. when he was drunk he'd stick it in the table and hit it with the base of his pint glass, i knew it was fake but it still made me want to throw up
Royal Marine Ben McBean His testicles are seldom seen but due to an improvised roadside device he`s got some silicone ones that are quite nice
Not quite as severe, but I was in a pub with mates once, and this guy was gonig for a piss and took out his glasseye, put it in his pint and said "keep an eye on that "
Just like LR, I too have a friend with a fake baw. He lost one when a motorised go-kart with out a guard over the drive-chain ripped into his arse and bawsack when we were kids. His arse looked like it had been through a mincer. Never heard anyone scream like that before or since. Well maybe the time Davie Warthog wiped his arse with glass-wool.
ma mate got baw cancer and got a baw removed but he refused to get a fake baw cos it would take a seperate operation to put it in. ad well be gettin it! he's a trumpet tho
i knew the bird he went with as well "it's like a golf ball slapping off your arse" she was a charmer
Imagine having a nuclear testicle.... I have no idea what one is or what it's uses would be. Just sounds amazin!
