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Only Sir Alex can say want he wants and get away with it.

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Depay Sound, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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  2. Dave A

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    Exactly, all these people who claim as much are deluded and should be shot, hanged by the neck or shot and hanged by the neck.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Leave them to it, make me laugh at there bitterness
     
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  4. Dark Helmet

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    My preferred method of torture would be to set their bollocks in paper machiet and make them watch the girly show.
     
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  5. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    That's not good enough.

    Any punishment that doesn't involve angry dwarfs is null and void.
     
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  6. Dark Helmet

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    That is fair comment. I would therefore do what I initially said, then cover an angry dwarf in butter and stick it up their arrse
     
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  7. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'd add grit to that too.. Butter and grit.. Possibly marmite too.
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    With the angry dwarf up there would there still be room for Dion Dublin (phase 2 of said torture ) ?
     
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  9. Sweats

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    I think that could be enjoyable for some having a greased up dion up their jacksy.
     
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  10. Dark Helmet

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    Are we just talking about Dion Dublin's Cock, or the entire Dublin.

    I have a topps Dion Dublin big head we could use, he talks too. Keeps telling me I should bludgen my neighbour with a badger. Sometimes he calls me a ****ybollock.

    He's getting way out of hand to be honest. It would do him good to be inserted into someone's anus.
     
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