That's quite sad. Although. Butter knife? Wtf is the point of them? Any other knife can do their job. Just as well. Plus have more use.
OK. I'm all for impersonating Dr. Who villains. I can do that bloody big maggot thing that Jon Pertwee found in a Welsh slate mine. I get in a green bivvy bag and roll about whilst grunting. It's really realistic. But if I was going to impersonate a dalek I wouldn't start by filling my mouth with dominoes. It's just not authentic. Poor impression really. Expect better from a Person Of Restricted Growth.
This story is odd The dart on the head makes complete sense, but as Ernie said why would you fill your mouth with dominoes to do a Dalek voice? And as for a serrated butter knife...I've never heard such nonsense
And is this dwarf 3 foot tall or 4 foot? That's a big difference when you're wee. 25%. It'd be like saying Peter Crouch is 8 foot 1. It's a long way from the truth. Literally.
Whilst I am loath to try to correct you Sir CB,mainly because you will,no doubt,reply with the retort of "****",I think that he would be 3' sitting in his chair and 4' standing with a Zimmer....unless he had a chair with very large wheels and/or a very small Zimmer frame.In which case fill your boots with expletives.
