^^^^ the most complicated game Aldo's tiny mind can handle. Shame he's so **** at spelling, kinda ruins it
FAO DEV I've been fired you bastard. My boss rang up to find out why I didn't turn up this morning, and it seems you don't have the authority to give me a day off. I told him I'd won it as a prize in an online 'Hunt the Thimble' competition, but it didn't cut any ice with him. Can you spare 10p for a cuppa tea?
Worst thread evar. Joke deconstruction: The humour is predicated on the word 'thread' having 2 meanings: a group of related posts on a common topic in an internet forum, and a thin length of material used to bind bits of cloth together. The misspelling of 'evar' is deliberate. Here the author is using a common internet trope in an ironic manner.