One to wake up too

Dont remember if I have posted this before, but cant be arsed to go backwards, page by page. Anyway if youve seen it before,,,,,sorry. If you have not,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well carry on.

Football Boots
Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$ 250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'

Boy - '$ 750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here'..

The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!

 

Keep 'em coming Bill!

 

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Got so many MoN, I get confused,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well me and Captain Morgan, Mr Baccardi, and Mr Fosters. If you get my drift? We get a bit unsure of ourselves. Its an ageing thing.But we do try to please folks.

 

I hear you mate, had some good times with Mr Mahou (Red, not the pussy green one...) this afternoon

We have a hidden 'Mans World' page on Facebook, just basically a load of blokes all over the world, sharing jokes, smut, etc, I quite often share your work on there

 

Some are my own works, not many, but sharing is class, fill your boots mate.

 

Oh aye mate, if something can bring a smile to someone's mush, then it's wrong not to share!

 

...Nice one Billo!