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One to wake up to

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    The Preacher's Teeth
    A preacher had all of his remaining teeth pulled.
    New dentures were being made.

    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
    On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded ..
    “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore - It hurt to talk.
    The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up."
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Nice 1 BoE<ok>
     
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