"Walking Eagle" On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UK , addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for a CarbonTrading Tax for the UK and Europe At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle". A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.. A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Tony Blair. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of **** that it can no longer fly!!!!
A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. A couple of minutes later, the bartender sees the guy talking to his hand. Not wanting any of his other customers to beat this guy up, the bartender walks over and tells the guy to stop talking to his hand. "But I got a cell phone implanted in my hand, bartender!" Sure enough, the guy has a phone implanted in his hand. "Well, put it away before you get beaten up," says the bartender. This guy finishes his drink and goes to the washroom. When he doesn't come out, the bartender gets worried and goes looking for this guy. He finds him in the washroom with a toilet paper roll shoved up his ass. "I told you," says the bartender. "Oh, I'm fine," says the guy, "just waiting for a fax!"
A white U.S. Government Official asked the Indian Chief "Two Eagles", "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done. Considering all these events, in your opinion,where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied,"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing - All night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
We have the Carbon Tax down here now, started July 1st. No one wanted it. And no we pay for breathing, while China and India pollute as much as they want while we still ship work overseas to them. Sometimes, the world confuses me. And to top it off, watch this little video for you of our very own foreign trade minister singing and dancing his own little bit. Hopefully this will be a bullet in the chamber that will kill off Julia Gillards poor excuse for a goernment. [video=youtube;67QTZIABAjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67QTZIABAjg[/video]
