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One to wake up to

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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    The Monkey & The Cue Ball




    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
    he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
    some olives off the bar and eats them.




    Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the
    pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement,
    he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.



    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
    did?" "No, what did he do?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool
    table... whole!"



    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything
    in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."



    The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
    ate and leaves.



    Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with
    him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
    again.



    While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
    cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
    eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his
    butt, pulls it out, and eats it.



    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" No,
    what?" replied the man.



    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
    them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.



    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
    everything in sight, but ever since he had to **** that cue ball, he
    measures everything first."
     
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