one for Syd. ////////////// Old Men... I was in walmart the other day pushing my trolley around when I collided with a young man pushing his trolley. I said to the young man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young man says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Most old men are helpful like that.
