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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Not the best but here goes.
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    The Preacher's Teeth


    A preacher had all of his remaining teeth pulled.


    New dentures were being made.

    The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
    The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
    On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

    When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded ..
    “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore - It hurt to talk.
    The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
    The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up."
     
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  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Bit sketchy that mind Bill....

    <laugh>
     
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  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Like I said,,,,,,not the best. Still glad I aint got my missus Gnashers in, otherwise Id be on here all night. God can she yap, Only glad Ive got selective hearing.
     
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