AN OLD ONE, BIT LIKE US ALL I SUPPOSE. Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? " The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids ! You name it I'll piss on it ! But the final straw came about last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The Yellow Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down. The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " Why are you here ? " The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Black Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? " " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, I'll hump the pillow, hump the table, hump fence posts, whatever it is I want to hump it ! I want to hump everything I see. You name it I'll hump it !" "Yesterday my lady owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "
