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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, May 15, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord
    on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas
    period only.

    David Cameron has announced that he intends to make it more
    difficult to claim benefits. From next week all the forms will be
    printed in English.

    I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up. The
    driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought
    to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown'.

    An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when the pilot
    noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine
    gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a
    right bollocking - apparently they were Allied Carpets!

    On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English
    speaking Doctor' - I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in
    our country.
     
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