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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, May 13, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Dont remember if Ive posted this before, Age you know, cant spell Altzheimers. never mind.



    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her
    breasts.

    Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
    say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger b00bies!' She did this
    faithfully for several months! To her utter amazement she grew terrific
    D-cup boobs!

    One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic
    realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose
    her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right
    there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby
    doobie doobies, I want bigger b00bies. A guy sitting nearby looked at
    her and asked 'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'

    'Yes I am... How did you know?





    He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'
     
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  2. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Can't spell or can't remember <whistle>
    So.........Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page. Please enter your 16 digit password.

    Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
    The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
    The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
     
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