Sorry for this one folks, but they cant always be crackers, although I think this one came out of one, the christmas variety. I kid you not.... a New Wine for Seniors!! South Australian vintners in the Barossa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic! It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the toilet during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE! I just couldn't help it!
