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One to wake up to. Ot.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, May 7, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

    . . . The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

    "And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

    . . . "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

    The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

    . . . His father replied, "These are 'babouches,' which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

    "Tell me," added the boy.

    . . . "Yes, my son?"

    "Why are you living in Bradford and still wearing all this ****?"
     
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  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha.

    Excellent.
     
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  3. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Very good............

    Before booking my first flight from America to the UK, I always wondered how obvious it would be to the locals that I was not from there.

    After five minutes in Bradford, I found that being white and speaking English are dead giveaways.
     
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