Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son! 'Ain't dat grand!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up & said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter!!!! She is a pretty lilting, too....' Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we aint got done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Murph, you just had yourself another boy!' Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?' The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.' Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.' When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.' She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...' Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ...... it's a fââ kin' good ting we didn't use WD-40.
2 little girls were playing while their little brother sat in the corner. The eldest of the 3 suddenly pipes up: “mummy, why am I called Moonshadow?” A tear wells up in mum’s eyes as she explains “Well, not long after you were born your dad opened the curtains at the hospital and the moon shone on your face, creating flickering shadows of leaves across your forehead and at that moment we both knew you were a beautiful Moonshadow of a sweet little girl.” “What about me?” said the second little girl “Why am I called Rose?” “Well”, the mother said, “when you were born your daddy came to the hospital and brought me the biggest bunch of roses you ever did see and as he placed them in the vase a rose petal floated down and fell right on the middle of your forehead. We knew in that instant what to call you and you have been our sweet and beautiful little Rose ever since.” Suddenly the little boy starts grunting loudly in the corner “Blaghh, blueeeaah blaughhh agghhh!” “Shut up Fridge” said mum.
A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked. but I just had to post it having seen it.
