> > IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR > > > > Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees > > this HUGE black guy standing next to him. > > The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and > > says: > > 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner > > Brown.' > > > > The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. > > > > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. > The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' > > > > In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' > > > > > > The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just > > give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks > me................. > > > I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles > > > weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.' > > > > The little white Irishman says: > > > > 'Turner Brown'?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
