One thing to do before you die

As the title suggests, is there any one thing you are determined to do before you die?

For me, at the moment, it's shag a black bird. I've had this for a while but there just aren't ever out when I am. Either that or it's too dark to see them I was in the strippers the other month sitting with my brother and I went off for a dance. Got back and he was still in the same seat. I asked him what he was waiting for and he said he was waiting on the black one to come over to him. He haggled with her for the dance and got a fiver off. He came back to the seat after it and moaned he didnt even see her fanny. She walked past and he shouted at her "I paid you for a full dance, show us yer fanny" and she did Anyway, I'm rambling on now.

What is the one thing you want to do while you can?

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Karbon on a Tuesday night - R&B/Hip Hop night, black fest.

 

Before I die I would like to become immortal

 

shagged a few black hookers in the past. the've got pure soft skin.

a want to carry out a massacre before i die. probably in a mosque

 

Is Poland known for it's swathes of Black woman Girvan?

 

nearly shagged a nice lookin paki in thailand, she was from england and had blonde hair. for some reason a thot tellin her a was a virgin was a good chat up line. she was diigin it for a bit until a said nah am only kiddin, then she thot a was weird for usin that as a chat up line then she was ragin cos a canadian **** a was with told her she wasnt english she was asian.

 

Shagged a black burd about 5 years ago. As Nev said they've got soft skin. I'd imagined them to have coarse hard wearing skin but there you go!

Before I die I want to go a cage dive with a great white. ****ing love those beasts. Who knows I could even **** one. Now that would be a tale to tell

 

Nev I've thought about using that in the past but would be quickly found out Experience always shines through, but by then your already sealing the deal. I wouldn't mind shagging a paki, but only if they were really good looking

 

she wuda probably believed me mate, am a ****e ride

was gony do that great white divin in australia but its 500 dollars.

 

If you had know it would have cost $500 before you went woud you have saved extra to do that Nev? I woulda

 

probably aye. the cage has a worryingly big gap in it tho

off subject watch this

[video=youtube;ilDHdXh74lg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilDHdXh74lg[/video]

 

Nev, are you limmy? Or at the least, his manager?

 

Are you still trying to get everyone on board for the Limmy Express Nev?

The cages don't need be be close together nev. the size of the gw's heids gargantuan

 

either that or his ****ing groupie ML.

 

i agree with ride a darky, also a chink/jap. a paki would need to be 25 at the oldest so she doesnt have the tash.

 

naw a dont even hink his show is that good, but the odd clip makes me laff.

 

I'm not so sure about the jap/chinki. Anytime I've watched a certain type of movie with them in, they all seem to have midge bite tits and huge hairy fannies

 

shaggin thai burds is the best ****in quality

 

I got off with a Black lassie years back when I was 18 and in first year at uni. Was in Esko in Aberdeen, never shagged her though, was gutted as she was really stunning. Was some Heaven & Hell night and she had a white dress and angel wings on. Nice

 

shagged a malay bird before, thats about as exotic as i get. had an opportunity with a black girl when i got home but due to weakness passed it up.

i would quite like to start a fight with the phrase "do you know kung fu?" and kicking someone in the head also havent owned a road bike yet