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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Very simply, if you had the power to pass one law in Britain, what would it be?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 15, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Ban fat women from wearing leggings. Seriously, when they walk down the street in front of you it looks like a hippo chewing toffee.
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    Require all women to be at least size 10 and have at least C cup boobs
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ***got
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    No Bras.


    But you gotta take the good

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    With the bad

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    Mick, Aug 15, 2011
  6. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    Why? Because I like a woman to have proper curves? <doh>
     
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  8. Hash.

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    i see ol wonky nip jen pm'd you too <laugh>
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    go for a 12 so instead of the bullshit mainstream idea of what a woman should be
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    Well I personally wouldn't go for anything smaller than a 12 but you have to give realistic targets for the women to reach like reach size 10 by Christmas and then you can introduce the size 12 law.
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I would make cannabis legal...:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    what a waste of a law ... its practically legal anyway
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No it isn't.
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    It is if you don't get caught <diva>
     
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  15. Welcome to the North

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    <laugh> No, no it isn't.

    I'd make it legal to beat Hippies, Pretty boys and Scenesters to their deaths.
     
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  16. Hugh Briss

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    If it was legal and you could get decent gear like I had in Amsterdam years ago, then I would probably start smoking it again - the ****ing useless **** you have to scratch around for in this country is nothing short of poison! <grr>...
     
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  17. Welcome to the North

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    I'd honestly say Cannabis is better for you than both Alcohol and Tobacco.

    I think The Streets song/music video, "The Irony of it all" sums it all up quite well.

    Cannabis is only dangerous when illegal, they mix all kinds of ****e with it like Polish etc...

    I think it's best Legalised to be honest, and this is from a non smoker.
     
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    Welcome to the North, Aug 16, 2011
  18. alwaysright

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    i prefer my women to be at least 16, and that way I'm not breaking any existing laws.
     
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    alwaysright, Aug 16, 2011
  19. Jobby Funbags

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    I'd mix these laws together.

    All women must smoke biftas and have big tits.

    If there's a threat to this changing, I'm leaving the country <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 16, 2011
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    Mothers must be over 21 to receive any child benefit.

    Thus deterring stupid wee girls from just getting pupped at 16 and living off the state.


    p.s Size 12 and 36C - 38D is the way you want to go for curvy wimmin <ok>
     
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