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One for the ladies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012.

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Do you like it up the bum?

Poll closed Sep 21, 2012.
  1. Yes, I love it

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  2. Yes, as the construction of my cosmetic fanny went badly wrong

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  3. No, my bum has a sign saying "exit only"

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  4. Yyyyyeaaassssss - up the bum, UP THE BUM

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  5. Only if they pretend they're raping me

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Dear Ladies of Not 606 :bandit:,

    Do you like it up the bum or do you just do it because you feel pressured into it?

    Should a Congolese neighbour move in next door to you and mistakenly enter the wrong house, would you be pleased for him to barge unceremoniously up your ****pipe or would you consider that rude?

    Poll to follow
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    bib... ur a good guy n that and im sorry for sayin this...

    this thread is kinda derogatory. take it down please
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Derogatory to ladies or bums?

    Upon reflection, no-one is gonna vote on their reasons for wishing anal penetration so it's a straight-up failathon right away.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    How do you go about asking for anal aff the mrs without sounding like a rapist *****?
     
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  5. User Deleted

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    i never had to ask the time i did it
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Just stick it and pretend you got the wrong hole. If she doesn't go radio rental then you're golden.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "C'mon sweetheart, it's my birthday" is the only one I've had any success with.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'

    On a side note I've never asked for it but I have been asked to do it <whistle>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    been asked to do it. ****in hell that's quality. I know a guy who's burd loved it up the arse and she was quality too. jammy wee fud
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    When I was in 6th year my mate blasted his bird up the arse when she was asleep at a party. She woke up and started greeting.

    I explained to him that he'd basically arse-raped his missus and he wasn't bothered. <yikes>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    What the holy ****?!?
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I was riding a wee bit of stuff last year that ****ing loved it.

    Me and ma pal took her oot and she came straight oot with it saying she loved it but my pal wasny game so I took the honours <laugh>

    <laugh>
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    At the same party there was a wee 15 year old bird alseep on the sofa and he took a set of nose-hair clippers to her napper.

    It was ****ing shame there were wee bits out her hair that grew in straight up like Mr Majeika <laugh>
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    personally anal doesnt do it for me
     
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    giving or receiving
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's really the best way to describe what her hair looked like after a few weeks.

    My pal is a right ****, stole passports from another party because he knew the whole family was going on holiday on the Monday.

    It's the same boy who blacked-up and he did a ****e in a Santa hat in The Priory club in Aberdeen.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pumping a burds arse isny my thing. Was asked for it by my ex missus cause she'd seen it in the porn we watched and she was curious about it. She never asked again <laugh>
     
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  19. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Aye, usually you get one shot of it then they close the browntown expressway for good.
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    My ex thought it was a good idea to shower me in abuse outside tescos before.

    She regretted it after I mentioned decimating her cadbury tunnel in front of aw her pals <ok>
     
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