A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
KNOBHEADNEWBY, do me a favour , and yourself, **** off back to your own boring board, where you will be treated like ****e, we are doing fine without you lot, and If you think you are going to be a legend on your boards, by wumming over here, think again sackless, cos for you LEGEND, is LEG END, a never was been, now **** off and come back when you have a contribution to make. NUFF SAID. PS,I suppose the only post you ever made was the application for your GIRO.
Dream on shag, look at an earlier thread, more replys, more looks than you got ambitions. now **** off to bed before your ma comes back with an uncle.