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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
    something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
    German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you
    ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
     
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  2. MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong

    MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong New Member

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    Stop it with this poo poo.
     
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  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    KNOBHEADNEWBY, do me a favour , and yourself, **** off back to your own boring board, where you will be treated like ****e, we are doing fine without you lot, and If you think you are going to be a legend on your boards, by wumming over here, think again sackless, cos for you LEGEND, is LEG END, a never was been, now **** off and come back when you have a contribution to make.
    NUFF SAID.

    PS,I suppose the only post you ever made was the application for your GIRO.
     
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  4. MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong

    MikeAshley'sMassiveShlong New Member

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    Doesnt seem like you don't need me, I'm the only one that comments on your threAds.
     
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  5. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Dream on shag, look at an earlier thread, more replys, more looks than you got ambitions. now **** off to bed before your ma comes back with an uncle.
     
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