One for sunday.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'



The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'



'Can you give us an example?'



'Thou shall not kill.'



'Not kill? We're not interested..'



So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'



The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'



'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'



Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'



The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'



'Not steal? We're not interested.'



Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'



The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'



'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'



Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'



'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'



'They're free.'



'We'll take 10.'



There..... that should offend just about everybody.

 

Good un BoE but your right some miserable tw*t will probably come on complaining

 

class

 

I agree with that bit..

 

Missed out the Geordies.


God asked the Geordies if they wanted some commandments.

Geordie asked for an example.

"Thou shalt have no other Gods before me!"

Geordie said "We cannit de that man, we still revere Keegan the Messiah."

God then told him there were other commandments too and he should read them.

Geordie replied, "De they come with pictures?"

 

Racist ****.

Only joking like.

 

boo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,did i scare you?

 

Not notice the white writing like?

 

Every circus needs a first class clown, Enter a MAGGot.

 

FU.

 

Geordie went to doctor and asked for some Viagra cream for his face so he could look hard round the Bigg Market.