If seen, one´s for sorrow they say While two should bring joy any day, And though it´s magpies They refer to, goal-wise It can also be so, when we play And they are attracted, we know By anything golden, that glows, So it´s time, maybe For the green kit, to see For we don´t want them stealing the show And if we, in yellow should shine Those Magpies up there on the Tyne, Could just fly away With the prize on the day And for us, it would feel like a crime They have made quite a flying start So expect no mercy on their part, If our pot of gold Is left out in the cold Unguarded, while we make a dart... ..for their own well defended store With Beefeater Krul on the door, ´twill be hard to force But our Trojan Horse Might easily come to the fore There´s no doubt the battle will rage And breaking through could take an age, But on Norfolk field We´re not quick to yield And revel in taking centre stage And although our troops are quite new At this, we´ve still surprised a few, And defeated some Who thought they had won Will that list include General Pardew? He´s certainly taken command In a way that naturally demands, Our respect, but we Do have Lambert P. A General in the making, who´s armed So whatever game those Magpies play This Saturday, and come what may, Let´s hope they don´t feel That it was a steal And we don´t feel robbed on the day.
You think you´ll score three Agent Bruce, well we´ll see, You might, if we leave the back door, Open for your view But, if we do Then hopefully we´ll just score four.
Avast, ye gluttonous canaries You may score four, as our form, it varies. However with Demba Ba at the helm Five four to us Would indeed overwhelm. Hey...I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
Well at that rate, I´d say We should happily pay Whatever, to get such a treat, Maybe it will end As a draw, 10-10 And if so, it would be hard to beat.
Canaries! Huh. Yeah. What are they good for? Alerting miners to a build up of poisonous gas. Say it again y'all. Canaries! Huh. Good God! What are they good for? Alerting miners to a build up of poisonous gas. Listen to me.
What will you do? When Demba comes for you? We'll probably lose, but that's old news. Our impressive defensive record will go, cos' with players like Perch you reap what you sow, but i won't cry woe no, no. Anyway we'll find out soon, so come on the toon!
Hi RBF! Nice to see a few members of the foe willing to test their prowess! I have known an awful lot of Geordie fans in my time, and one thing I know for sure is, come Saturday teatime, win, lose or draw, they will be gracious and appreciative of our efforts if they are deserved!
