One for our mag readers.

> > > MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

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> Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
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> Please select from the following options menu:
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> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
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> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
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> If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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> If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
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> stay on the line so we can trace your call.
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> If you are delusional, press 7 and
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> your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
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> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
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> and a little voice will tell You which number to press.
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> If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
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> It doesn't matter which number you press,
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> nothing will make you happy anyway.
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> If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
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> If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
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> or before the beep or after the beep.
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> But Please wait for the beep.
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> If you have short-term memory loss , press 9.
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> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
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> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
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> If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
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> Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
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> If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
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> hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry.
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> You won't be crazy forever.
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> If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
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> You'll just mess it up.
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> This coming week is
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> National Mental Health Care week.
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> You can do your part by remembering
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> to contact at least
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> one unstable person to show you care.
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> (Well, my job is done . Your turn!)
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NOTHING MORE TO SAY REALY.

 

Cool story bro.

 

I wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that ****. Thanks.

 

No one asked you to read it.

Prick

 

Me tinks it iz.

 

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YOU liked it, then you didnt, which just proves the point of the article,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DER????????

 

The room is full of ninja spiders stroking their pussys.

 

Another mag with a genius level IQ, guess they must like you Bill. You always seem to attract them.

 

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http://macromeme.com/dog/simpsons-intelligence-chart.html

Bout sums the mags up really

 

Says the man who can neither quote nor spell

 

Well there's a plus a mag who can read

 

Says the man who can neither quote nor spell [/QUOTE]

Fair point well made.

 

That was funny. LOL LMAO ROFL

 

Like I said, feed the plums, if these cretins like our boards so much, shows what the Mag board is like, all in peepies now are they?

 

Mag boards is prospering.

 

****ing hell they have sent the cannon fodder thick twats in first.

What's the betting Jacky_Ickx edited his post to correct a spelling mistake?

 

the Mag site must be realy dire tonight, when a newby loose cannon decides to try his luck, another BIGGUSCHRISSUS I suspect, or a blowjobdownunder.