One Direction: Singer plays Pro-Football for Doncaster Rovers!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25870942

It's totally true!

Let's hope he doesn't get too badly injured that he can't leap around like a hyperactive fairy on his next music tour...

Are you multi-talented?

 

Any straight man over the age of 25 should not know or even care about anything to do with that subject.

You pathetic little man

 

Good tidings to all.

 

What?

Toby, you doth protest too much

If you have a little think about what you've written, you will notice an enormous face-palm coming your way...

...

 

Indeed.

Sadly, I haven't wasted any of my time wondering what gets some people so angry, bitter & twisted on this 'ere interweb...

...quite fascinating though!

 

^^^^^^^^^^

Tedious dog rapist.

 

It's all right for you - wait till you have nieces or daughters and then you're going to know a lot about things you really wish you didn't

 

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Toby's straight?

Ah well, everyday's a school day.