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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, May 27, 2012.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test
    on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his
    next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful
    nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.



    As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the
    bed and the nurse began the examination. "At this stage of the
    procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse. "I
    haven't got an erection" said the man.



    "No, but I have" replied the nurse.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Pictures.....
     
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  3. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Rather not mate, but everyone thinks they know about these things either through stories or a holiday.....

    Let's get some pics, to see if folks can tell male or female.
     
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    had a good laugh at that, mainly because I recently had a prostate op, & had to go through all the examinations & testing, I've warned my GP, next time he wants to check my prostate he taking me out for a meal first.
     
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    I feel queasy and uncomfortable now...
     
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    So did I when the doctor had his finger in my glory hole told me to relax, then I realised his voice was muffled!
     
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    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Had the same check up, about seven years ago, Thd doctor was a German woman, never had bad feelings towards the German Nation, until then. And its bloody unnatural the angles they place you in, so the camer located in your jacksy can give better pics. If I ever have to go again, I will have the foulest , hottest cury, and twenty pints the night before. then we will all feel discomfort.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Ffs sake stop it you two, i have to go to sleep soon, and you ****ers are giving me nightmares.
     
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