Wayne Rooney Made his Manchester United debut and scored a hat-trick in a 6-2 win against Fenerbache in the champions league, i can remember it like it was yesterday, He ran the show that night and ever since that game, he's been a success with us.
On this day in 2004 Liverpool were many years into a barren spell they never envisaged happening but that is still going on with no end in sight. Wayne Rooney is a Scouse prick though. You can take the boy out of Liverpool etc.
And on this day in 2014, Rooney lost his cool, and got a fully deserved red card. Very subtle Wayne, just what we expect from the club captain
And true to British justice. Both those ended up with a far better education than any of our children, given new identities and houses bought for them. And we have the balls to say the penalty shall fit the crime.