On the train

This morning I slept in a bit and couldn't be arsed getting the bus so went for the train. Sitting quite the thing reading the metro, when this big fat smelly **** pushes onto the seat beside me. I turn the page after reading something, this prick tells me to turn back because he was still reading One of my biggest hates is someone reading something I am So I told him to **** off and could tell he was raging the rest of the way.

Also, how the **** can anyone smell so bad of sweat at half 6 in the morning? He was ****ing reeking of BO

****

 

****s on trains are bastards.

There's times on a train I'll maybe try a sudoku or somethin to kill the boredom and I notice the **** beside me watchin me try to complete it. As soon as I realise this, I begin to look all confused and start puttin in numbers like 164, the pie symbol, infinity symbol, maybe a wee smiley face. Then I put a big tick and the word "done" on it and sit back at the completed puzzle with a wee smug grin on my face.

B-Celtic, making people uncomfortable on trains since 2006.

 

i got angry just reading that. wtf? the rage has been strong in me recently.

 

I ****ing hate ****s reading over my shoulder. Cant believe the whore had the cheek to ask you to turn back mind.

Fat ****s always smell mind you. I dont think they realise at times - they are probably used to it. But lets face it to get realy fat in the first place you got to be lazy - so what chance they goign to get up and have a shower before they go to work??

 

LR I'm getting angry at the thought of getting the train home tonight. It's always packed at night Last Friday it was the express train, stopping at Clarkston Hairmyres and East Kilbride. I was getting off at Hairmyres and asked the guy beside me to let me out. The **** looked at me and ****ing tutted. I told him to move before I moved him Was he expecting me to just miss my stop and walk back up the line? ****ing ****.

B-Celtic I might do that tonight Could buy a book of sodokus and fill in a lot of pages like that in the office. Then on the train I can do one like that then flick through pages and pages of the same thing That would get some funny looks

 

did u hear about the chocolate drops up at the red road flats

 

ML

Sometimes, if I really want to freak them out, I let out a wee "yesssss" when it's done. Punching the air in delight is also an option

 

I was thinking more of a small fist pump, then look about to see who seen me doing it

 

See when that story first broke and there were few details, I thought "**** sake, bet that's nev".

 

As if looking for some form of congratulations

 

Maybe look for a high five off the person beside me and across the table

 

Go the whole hog and do an oscar speech

"I'd like to thank God, my parents, David Blaine, Michael Jackson..........."