On the bus

Nothing of note happened

 

The glasgow commomwealth games have moved the triple jump venue to the red road flats

 

nicked and getting sent round the office

 

It also it seems the number of asylum seekers in Glasgow is falling!

 

Apparently they all went to their first Celtic match at the weekend!!!

 

I had 3 seperate ****s come on the bus last night with stupid ****ing dogs. A ****er came on with a staff which obviously attracts all the ******s to sit by it & stroke it which gets it excited.....then another Staff is bought on & they sit opposite the other dog & its owner which causes a bit of tension.........2 stops later some prick comes on with a rottweiler!!!

I thought I was on the number 14 from Marston Green to Stechford not Noahs ****ing ark.

Then this morning I was trapped between a pair of ****s. You know at the back of the bus there are seats facing backwards? Well these pair decided not to sit there but sit next to me on the back row, the darkie reads the bible & the asian reads the metro = no ****ing room for me & the stench of b.o. in both directions

 

**** livin in brum. sounds ****in ****e.

 

Unlucky brum

I was up nice and early in order to dodge the hordes of fat smelly ****s this morning. Top deck, at the front window, nobody sat beside me the whole journey

The bus home will be different though. It will be packed with ****s listening to music without headphones and talking ridiculously loud on their phones

 

it sounds like an ethnic melting pot , the san fransisco of the midlands.

 

It is ****e

5 years ago there were 1million+ living in Brum, now they reckon its only about 950k!!

Must be the only city in the world having a shrinking population, apart from Basra & places like that.

 

basras expanding brum

your home town sucks more than basra.

FACT

 

We also have more muslims than Basra

 

their house prices are higher as well

maybe you could go over there and claim asylum?

 

If I didn't have a kid & mrs I'd strongly consider moving to Poland for a bit. I bet you'd have a whole suburb to yourself, they've taken on a few big deals to do accounts & stuff for big companies & the weathers great in the summer

 

and they hate blacks more than you

 

& they're the worlds worst fighters

 

They had a massive punch up few months back, it was like 2 mongs fighting over a shiny pannini sticker.

Big swinging arms, straight as ****, clenched fist.nowhere near its target!!!

I was tempted to go out & batter the lot of them but it was midnight & I had my pj's on

 

Were you on dog **** patrol

 

I was trying to watch a Taggart DVD I picked up in the poundshop when I heard lots of shouting.

Went on for about half hour, everytime one got put on his arse the other **** would wait for him to get back up At one point they both stopped when I shouted "Kick him, he's on the floor get stuck in"